We had to work this morning for a short while, then went to the gym, then had around 6 hours to kill. So, after lunch, I did what I do best - nap. After my nap, I came up with a great idea - I decided to wake up Angela and run it past her. I don't think she was nearly as gung-ho about it as me...I don't know if that's cuz I woke her up to discuss it, or because it is retarded. Here's the experiment:
Take an itty bitty camera, and eat it in the midst of a meal. Then you can watch the entire process of digestion take place...! Exciting, eh? Just picture it - you can watch the stomach smoosh the food up, as it passes into the small intestines, you can watch the pancreatic juice and bile squirt out and break the smooshed food down, see it absorb and transform from smooshed food into sludge! Then, as we progress into the large intestines, we can watch our food turn into shit!!! The camera would end up stuck inside of a turd, and you can actually watch on TV what it looks like dropping a dooker from the dooker's perspective! Then you can send your poorly-paid assistant to fish your shit out of the toilet and retrieve the camera! What a friggin awesome idea!!!!!
Now you may be asking yourself, what would this experiment accomplish?? Why should someone spend the money to create a tiny camera with the capacity to not only transmit wirelessly to a TV screen, but also somehow find a way to visualize the entire digestion process while being stuck in the middle of a wad of food/piece of shit??? Would this process be beneficial to mankind in any way???
It would accomplish nothing...other than to be cool to watch food turn into crap....and being able to watch yourself take a shit from the shit's point of view. If you ask me, that's worth the price of admission.
Yes, these are the things I think of in my delusional state immediately post-nap.
No, I have not seen a psychiatrist for this....yet.
Back to the Oscars,
-B
Sunday, February 27, 2005
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Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Grand Turismo 4
I am not really into racing games, but I went over to Lenny's house to play the much anticipated (by him, anyway) new game, Grand Turismo 4 on Playstation 2. He said that he has been waiting for this game to come out for a year. I figured that this had to be good...
Well, there is no doubt that the graphic presentation is awesome, the backgrounds and cars all look great. However...I hate the game. Not only does running a car around a track bore me, but usually in these games, you can at least do fucked up stuff to destroy your car. I like that. Slamming into walls or other cars, watching the hood fall off and the windshield shatter into smithereens, even seeing the car explode sometimes...these are the only reasons I bother playing racing games. Well, in GT4, NO damage happens to your car. I slammed into walls at 150mph, and not a scratch. What a bunch of shit. I shall never play it again.
After GT4, we played the new EA Sports basketball game, "NBA Live 2005." Not bad, but some things piss me off. Like, you can do a slam dunk contest...and pulling these dunks off is more complicated than cracking the DaVinci Code. But it was much more fun that GT4. So we played it a bit, then got hungry. So, we went for all-you-can-eat sushi. A "fantastic roll", 2 "rock n' rolls", an eel+cucumber roll, a "boston" roll, 2 pieces of eel, 2 pieces of crab, a seeweed salad and a miso soup later.....I am ready to burst. So before I explode all over this computer screen, I shall be off. Tomorrow is a 12 hour day, so I shall write, but it will be late!
Until we meet again...
-B
Well, there is no doubt that the graphic presentation is awesome, the backgrounds and cars all look great. However...I hate the game. Not only does running a car around a track bore me, but usually in these games, you can at least do fucked up stuff to destroy your car. I like that. Slamming into walls or other cars, watching the hood fall off and the windshield shatter into smithereens, even seeing the car explode sometimes...these are the only reasons I bother playing racing games. Well, in GT4, NO damage happens to your car. I slammed into walls at 150mph, and not a scratch. What a bunch of shit. I shall never play it again.
After GT4, we played the new EA Sports basketball game, "NBA Live 2005." Not bad, but some things piss me off. Like, you can do a slam dunk contest...and pulling these dunks off is more complicated than cracking the DaVinci Code. But it was much more fun that GT4. So we played it a bit, then got hungry. So, we went for all-you-can-eat sushi. A "fantastic roll", 2 "rock n' rolls", an eel+cucumber roll, a "boston" roll, 2 pieces of eel, 2 pieces of crab, a seeweed salad and a miso soup later.....I am ready to burst. So before I explode all over this computer screen, I shall be off. Tomorrow is a 12 hour day, so I shall write, but it will be late!
Until we meet again...
-B
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
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